The plants are talking to us, we need to listen.
i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
*at my wedding*
me: I’d do you
If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world